America's Next Top Model - Season 9, Episode 1
The premiere episodes of Top Model have the reputation of being boring and pointless, and man... This one's no exception. There are girls of questionable beauty. There are girls of questionable sanity. There are girls of questionable hygiene. There are bitches. The thirteen finalists are the girls who have been on the show's website for forever. Blah, blah, blah.
Still, it's handy not to have to discuss the actual episode, because this is a convenient place to mention that I'm not sure I'll be able to give the full recap treatment to this season. I'll probably try to catch the reruns, but the first airing is going to be on against another show I plan to watch, so it's likely that What'ere, Jane Eyre will be passing on this season. If not, stay tuned. If so, know that as you're sitting on your couch, passing judgment on stupid, self-entitled bitches with bad weaves, I'm with you in spirit.
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