Project Runway - Season 5, Episode 3
This season's batch of contestants sure are shaping up to be some of the tritest famewhores ever, aren't they? Suede is still obnoxiously referring to himself in the third person, Blayne is still obnoxiously trying to coin a catchphrase, Stella is still obnoxiously squawking about how "rock and roll" she is (nothing with shades of Jeffrey is a positive thing), and Keith lives up to my first episode prediction by saying that he's not here to make friends. What a fresh outlook!
Anyhow, the designers are told that Tim is taking them out for a night on the town. They appear to take Heidi at her word, and if that's true, they're not only trite, but idiotic. The "night out" is really a bus tour of the city, during which the designers are told to take pictures that will inspire their next garment.
The gowns are constructed. Nothing interesting happens.
Runway show. Everyone at the viewing party enjoys Jerell's dress and hates Jennifer's. LabRat and Tiffany like Leanne's a great deal more than I do, but I do have to admit that it's far better than her uggo dress last week. Everyone else's is fair to middling, except Emily's poorly-placed ruffle and Blayne, who has yet to make something that isn't supremely tacky. The judges put Terri, Kenley, and Leanne in the top three, with Kenley's Dynasty-lookin' garment taking the win. I don't know; it certainly wasn't a contender for the bottom three, but I really didn't like the prairie neckline and huge shoulders. Keith, Emily, and Jennifer sink to the bottom, and in a fairly shocking elimination, Emily is sent packing. That ruffle was unsuccessful, but at least it had a point of view. I would have rather seen Jennifer go. She has to be the dullest contestant to date, with designs to match.
Overall Grade: C
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
It's Not Easy Bein' Green
Project Runway - Season 5, Episode 2
Tonight's episode kicks off with the traditional model selection, and we notice that this year's crop of models is a lot prettier than in the past couple of seasons. Good casting. This general cloud of beauty makes Jerell's consternation all the more confusing when someone yoinks the girl he's worked with for all of one challenge.
Tiffany: "Does he think he's going to get the fat, ugly one?"
The models aren't just for show this week. The designers are tasked with creating a cocktail dress for their model, made out of green fabrics. That's "green" as in environmentally responsible, not "green" as in...green. As a further twist, the models are the ones taken shopping. The restriction of using eco-fabric makes the selection somewhat slim, and a few of the models wind up with the same copper-colored material.
Back at the workroom, Stella ignores her model's wishes, while everyone else makes fun of her wish that every challenge incorporated leather. Suede annoys everyone by talking in the third-person, which is such an outdated personality flaw, it's not even enjoyable to make fun of anymore. Korto confounds Tim by putting darts on the outside of her garment, and Leanne wants to separate herself from the other two copper material dresses by making hers really ugly. OK, maybe that's not what she wants, but it's what she does.
The runway show begins, with Natalie Portman as guest judge. The viewing party's favorites include Keith, Terri, Joe, and Kenley, so of course the judges ignore three of them. They decree Kenley, Stella, and Suede as the top three. OK, Stella really did pull out a fairly impressive dress, but Suede? Really? Yes, really. In fact, so really that he wins, and his outfit will be sold to the public, despite the fact that only Courtney Love and Bjork will buy one. Meanwhile, Korto, Wesley, and Leanne drop to the bottom three. Again, huh? Maybe Korto's inside-out darts didn't work out the way they were supposed to, but her dress is a thousand times prettier than Blayne's trashy, '80s-prom-lookin' hooker-wear. The other two are legitimately fug. Leanne's dress has way too much going on, and Wesley's is a tacky, ill-fitting mess. It's enough of a mess that he gets eliminated, and I experience a moment of regret, as Wesley's fairly cute. Then I notice that he's wearing a gray jacket over a blue shirt, tan shorts, and FIRE ENGINE RED shoes. All right, go ahead and eliminate him. Nobody with taste that bad deserves to stick around.
Overall Grade: B
Tonight's episode kicks off with the traditional model selection, and we notice that this year's crop of models is a lot prettier than in the past couple of seasons. Good casting. This general cloud of beauty makes Jerell's consternation all the more confusing when someone yoinks the girl he's worked with for all of one challenge.
Tiffany: "Does he think he's going to get the fat, ugly one?"
The models aren't just for show this week. The designers are tasked with creating a cocktail dress for their model, made out of green fabrics. That's "green" as in environmentally responsible, not "green" as in...green. As a further twist, the models are the ones taken shopping. The restriction of using eco-fabric makes the selection somewhat slim, and a few of the models wind up with the same copper-colored material.
Back at the workroom, Stella ignores her model's wishes, while everyone else makes fun of her wish that every challenge incorporated leather. Suede annoys everyone by talking in the third-person, which is such an outdated personality flaw, it's not even enjoyable to make fun of anymore. Korto confounds Tim by putting darts on the outside of her garment, and Leanne wants to separate herself from the other two copper material dresses by making hers really ugly. OK, maybe that's not what she wants, but it's what she does.
The runway show begins, with Natalie Portman as guest judge. The viewing party's favorites include Keith, Terri, Joe, and Kenley, so of course the judges ignore three of them. They decree Kenley, Stella, and Suede as the top three. OK, Stella really did pull out a fairly impressive dress, but Suede? Really? Yes, really. In fact, so really that he wins, and his outfit will be sold to the public, despite the fact that only Courtney Love and Bjork will buy one. Meanwhile, Korto, Wesley, and Leanne drop to the bottom three. Again, huh? Maybe Korto's inside-out darts didn't work out the way they were supposed to, but her dress is a thousand times prettier than Blayne's trashy, '80s-prom-lookin' hooker-wear. The other two are legitimately fug. Leanne's dress has way too much going on, and Wesley's is a tacky, ill-fitting mess. It's enough of a mess that he gets eliminated, and I experience a moment of regret, as Wesley's fairly cute. Then I notice that he's wearing a gray jacket over a blue shirt, tan shorts, and FIRE ENGINE RED shoes. All right, go ahead and eliminate him. Nobody with taste that bad deserves to stick around.
Overall Grade: B
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Supermarket Sweep
Project Runway - Season 5, Episode 1
Welcome to the kickoff of the new Project Runway season, which for the most part gets started like...every other season of Project Runway. Timiffany's DVR actually cut off the first few minutes, but I assume that I didn't miss much. Let me guess. So-and-so has a "passion for fashion". Clothes are so-and-so's life. So-and-so gave up a lot to be here. Oh, and so-and-so? Not here to make friends:
When we join the program already in progress, the traditional toast on the roof is still going on, and we've missed several people's names. Eh, it's not that important yet. There's that one guy, and that nondescript girl, and that cute guy, and the quiet guy, and those guys who mistakenly think they're edgy, and a dude who needs to start over from gene #1, and a lady with really bad hair, and apparently, an extra from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
The first challenge, which is always about innovation, is lifted wholesale from the first challenge of the first season. I actually haven't seen the first season yet, so it's all good by me. Austin, who you'll remember won that challenge in the days of yore, is on-hand to guest judge the new designers, who have half an hour and $75 to shop for supplies in a grocery store. I guess the new crop of kids hasn't bothered to watch any of the previous seasons, because while it's totally obvious that creativity is the main focus of the challenge, many of them just pick up tablecloths and call it a day. During the construction phase, Tim Gunn blasts them all for being boring slackers, and it's a welcome return to form after episode upon episode of Tim muttering his catchphrases and leaving.
Stella has bought garbage bags to construct her dress, and is upset to discover that they're not as durable as she'd like. She falls apart during construction, having thoroughly convinced herself that she's painted herself into a corner. Terri does something very fetching with mop heads, which was an appropriate choice of material, given her hairstyle. Kelli makes a beautiful, creative dress out of paper, dye, and bleach, which Kender knew from the moment she started would turn out lovely. How does she do that? Korto is one of the chagrined tablecloth users, but she spruces up her bodice with kale and cherry tomatoes, turning out to be the sole designer to use produce. Daniel irons blue plastic cups to melt into a dress shape, which doesn't look promising at first, but really comes together. Blayne is the love child of Kato Kaelin and Gretchen Weiners. He never tires of patting himself on the back, even as he constructs a fugly mess that looks like the model just put on a jumbo Depends diaper. Jerry creates what he calls a "raincoat" over a "summer dress", but which Panny more accurately describes as "something you'd wear to clean up a crime scene". I'm not sure how he was able to pull off something boring and ugly simultaneously.
After the runway show, Kelli, Korto, and Daniel are declared the top three, while Stella, Jerry, and Blayne sink to the bottom. I find Kelli's coffee-filter-boob-explosion bodice a bit distracting, but fully support her win and attendant immunity, because the skirt part is so lovely. Stella thinks she's toast, but in a pleasant surprise, she's spared so that Jerry is booted for his raincoat monstrosity. Hey, I actually agree with both the winner and the loser! And the challenge was an actual challenge! This is a much more promising start than last season's snoozer.
Overall Grade: B+
Welcome to the kickoff of the new Project Runway season, which for the most part gets started like...every other season of Project Runway. Timiffany's DVR actually cut off the first few minutes, but I assume that I didn't miss much. Let me guess. So-and-so has a "passion for fashion". Clothes are so-and-so's life. So-and-so gave up a lot to be here. Oh, and so-and-so? Not here to make friends:
When we join the program already in progress, the traditional toast on the roof is still going on, and we've missed several people's names. Eh, it's not that important yet. There's that one guy, and that nondescript girl, and that cute guy, and the quiet guy, and those guys who mistakenly think they're edgy, and a dude who needs to start over from gene #1, and a lady with really bad hair, and apparently, an extra from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
The first challenge, which is always about innovation, is lifted wholesale from the first challenge of the first season. I actually haven't seen the first season yet, so it's all good by me. Austin, who you'll remember won that challenge in the days of yore, is on-hand to guest judge the new designers, who have half an hour and $75 to shop for supplies in a grocery store. I guess the new crop of kids hasn't bothered to watch any of the previous seasons, because while it's totally obvious that creativity is the main focus of the challenge, many of them just pick up tablecloths and call it a day. During the construction phase, Tim Gunn blasts them all for being boring slackers, and it's a welcome return to form after episode upon episode of Tim muttering his catchphrases and leaving.
Stella has bought garbage bags to construct her dress, and is upset to discover that they're not as durable as she'd like. She falls apart during construction, having thoroughly convinced herself that she's painted herself into a corner. Terri does something very fetching with mop heads, which was an appropriate choice of material, given her hairstyle. Kelli makes a beautiful, creative dress out of paper, dye, and bleach, which Kender knew from the moment she started would turn out lovely. How does she do that? Korto is one of the chagrined tablecloth users, but she spruces up her bodice with kale and cherry tomatoes, turning out to be the sole designer to use produce. Daniel irons blue plastic cups to melt into a dress shape, which doesn't look promising at first, but really comes together. Blayne is the love child of Kato Kaelin and Gretchen Weiners. He never tires of patting himself on the back, even as he constructs a fugly mess that looks like the model just put on a jumbo Depends diaper. Jerry creates what he calls a "raincoat" over a "summer dress", but which Panny more accurately describes as "something you'd wear to clean up a crime scene". I'm not sure how he was able to pull off something boring and ugly simultaneously.
After the runway show, Kelli, Korto, and Daniel are declared the top three, while Stella, Jerry, and Blayne sink to the bottom. I find Kelli's coffee-filter-boob-explosion bodice a bit distracting, but fully support her win and attendant immunity, because the skirt part is so lovely. Stella thinks she's toast, but in a pleasant surprise, she's spared so that Jerry is booted for his raincoat monstrosity. Hey, I actually agree with both the winner and the loser! And the challenge was an actual challenge! This is a much more promising start than last season's snoozer.
Overall Grade: B+
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