Previously on America's Next Top Model: Makeovers! Brittany looked exactly the same, acted exactly the same, and got eliminated just the same. Eleven girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?
We begin the evening with Analeigh down on herself for being in the bottom two with Brittany. If she moped about it for a week, it'd be annoying, but panel seems to have happened recently, so it's understandable. Well, not to Hannah. Hannah complains that Analeigh needs to "pick up [her] beans" and get over it. Yeah, Analeigh. What's with your inability to pick up beans?
The girls are taken to a bowling alley, but it's not for fun and games. They're instructed to do a runway walk down the alley, and we all know how slick those things are. Isis stumbles a bit, and Marjorie and Hannah are terrible. Back at the pad, Hannah heads straight to the runway for some practice. The other girls try to advise her, which is sweet, but a bit too little, too late. After Clark and Lauren Brie indulge in some nasty gossip about how Isis doesn't belong in the competition, the girls are taken to a runway challenge at a vintage bank. Give it a couple weeks, and all banks will be vintage. OJ tells the girls that one of them is getting eliminated directly after the challenge, which riddles them with anxiety.
Though the girls are told they'll be dressed as cat burglars for the runway show, nothing of the kind happens. They wear long dresses, which I think would be an active detriment to sneaking past a security system. An added twist is that they'll be wearing blindfolds, which are more obscurefolds, but still. Hannah forgets everything she learned, and her walk sucks noodles, as does Marjorie's. Added to the mix is Samantha, who walks so terribly that she deeply offends the designer. Joslyn wins the challenge, and takes Sheena and Isis along to her reward photo shoot. Hannah's bad walk dooms her, and she's eliminated on the spot.
The next morning, OJ breaks in and wakes up the girls while wearing tight clothes. I'd throw myself out the window. It turns out that it's time for the photo shoot, which will take place right there at the model pad. The girls will get into the pool, and partially submerge themselves, so that they'll just be shot (by Nigel) from the top of the nose up. Several girls excel, if not in their facial expression, then by their various bodily contortions.
At panel, Clark is called first, which is not good news. Giving validation to assholes generally leads to tiresome situations. She's followed by Analeigh, who no doubt feels redeemed, but is still boring as hell. Though Joslyn's swimming difficulties and Elina's inability to come up with more than one pose irritate the judges, they pull through. The final two come down to Isis, whose pictures are getting worse, and Samantha, because the guest judge designer still hates her guts from the runway challenge. Isis gets the axe, and I'm heartened to see that it was because of legitimately bad pictures, and not for any bullshit reason even tangentially related to her being transgender. She's tearful as she leaves, but is proud of what she's accomplished and grateful for the opportunity. Good on her. The Back to the Future fadeout gets an extra workout as Isis and Hannah disappear together.
Next week on America's Next Top Model: Marjorie gets on everyone's nerves. A hideous swamp monster eats all the girls. Guess it'll be a short season.
Overall Grade: B
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At panel, Clark is called first, which is not good news. Giving validation to assholes generally leads to tiresome situations.
Bwahahahaha! Exactly! I want to punch Clark No E in her face.
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