Beautiful Disaster

America's Next Top Model - Season 11, Episode 5

Previously on America's Next Top Model: Samantha insulted the designer of the runway show with her crotch-grabbing moves, but didn't suck enough to save Hannah and her moose walk. Joining her in elimination was Isis, who may be able to rock a hormone shot, but not a camera. Nine girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight?

As predicted, Clark is entirely too self-satisfied with herself from last week, while Samantha panics about being in the bottom two. Tonight's theme is Marjorie's pessimism. Settle in, you'll be hearing a lot about it.

For the general challenge, Paulina has the girls dress in ill-fitting clothes and tells them to make the outfit appear more form-fitting through the use of clips, tape, and the ancient art of sticking soda cans down your pants. Samantha alters her outfit too much, and gets chewed out, while Marjorie almost breaks down into tears because she wasn't top-notch. Paulina is surprisingly understanding, explaining that looking for the negative in everything is a very European attitude that she and Marjorie have in common. Samantha isn't buying, saying in interview that now that Marjorie is in America, she'd better get a bunch of inflated self-esteem like the rest of us. McKey wins the challenge, scoring fifty extra frames for the photo shoot. Back at the pad, Samantha tells Marjorie she needs to get the hell over her insecurity already, which was equal parts bitchy and true.

At the photo shoot, OJ pops out in swamp monster gear for no conceivable reason, but every minute he doesn't appear as himself is a good one. The girls will be shot as giantesses causing natural disasters around a tiny set of LA. It sounds stupid, and kind of is, but the mod, Cate Archer hair and outfits really suit a lot of the girls. Elina gives a good angry face as an earthquake, Marjorie is angular as she causes a traffic jam (I guess they ran out of inspiration midway through the brainstorming session), and Samantha makes a very pretty, pouty tidal wave. Sheena the sandstorm, Lauren Brie the snowstorm, and McKey the heatwave are all fine, and Analeigh continues to be a colossal bore. Clark is over-confident, and her blackout shot sucks. Unfortunately, so does Joslyn the rockslide. Samantha is called first, and is happy to have climbed the ranks. Joslyn and Clark fall to the final two, and in a stunning move, Joslyn's more palatable personality saves her, so the mere fact that Clark is a tedious chore of a girl gets her axed. Awesome. I wonder what will happen to a season with no outstanding candidate for Bitch. Maybe one of the other girls will morph into the role. Back to the Future fadeout.

Overall Grade: B+