Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Girl Who Sticks Her Foot in Her Mouth

America's Next Top Model - Season 7, Episode 10

Yawn. OK, so. CariDee really, really wants to be a model, whereas Michelle isn't sure she has the passion and drive. Tyra Oprahs some shit about how she'll show her great love for the girls by...ripping them to shreds. Aw, that's so sweet! The girls head out for their go-sees, which are pretty much identical to the go-see segment in every other season, ever. Someone's always got to be late getting back, and this time around it's Amanda and Michelle, who are disqualified. Melrose deservedly wins another challenge, even though her "strategy" of "working alone" really works out to "nobody likes me".

The photo shoot is photographed by Nigel. The girls are dressed as matadors and have to pose in front of a live, angry bull. CariDee makes a stupid remark about Nigel needing to take a stick out of his ass, and spends the rest of the episode getting smacked down for it, with good reason. Eugena shines in her photo, and Melrose looks quite good as well. The twins are mostly boring, and CariDee is back to looking developmentally disabled. At panel, the girls are asked who has the most and least potential, and their answers are refreshingly direct without being needlessly bitchy. Michelle selects herself for possibly having the least potential, not sure if she's really passionate about modeling. CariDee reads an apology letter to the judges that is so embarrassingly cutesy that I couldn't look at the screen. The twins wind up in the bottom two, and the judges punt Michelle for lacking the drive needed to succeed.

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