Friday, March 10, 2006

The Girls Go Bald - Part II

America's Next Top Model - Season 6, Episode 2

Season 6 full recaps for ANTM are falling by the wayside, because the show has...pretty much jumped the shark. Still, if there's one thing I hate, it's a blank in a series.

The girls have a fake press conference with Janice and a bunch of fake reporters. Jade is an arrogant loser. Gina is still stupid. Nnenna is gorgeous and articulate, and "wins" the challenge, thus giving her and a couple of friends first dibs on rooms in the model pad. The pad is super-swank. After the girls move in, Queen Tyra stops by to answer any questions the girls might have. Furonda asks an innocent question about advice for eliminated girls, and Tyra gives her the glare of death and says she doesn't talk about things like that. No girls are ever eliminated! Everything is peace and love!

Later, OJ and some random woman fake the girls out into thinking that their heads will be shaved, but really, they just get realistic-looking bald caps put on for their first photo shoot. Some of these girls look like total aliens without their hair, especially Kari, who appears to made entirely of hair, anyway. At judging, Furonda is told that she's blown it, but of course, she's really down there because she dared to ask Tyra a "forbidden" question. Joining her in the bottom two is pseudo-hick Kathy. Frankly, neither of them is very pretty, so it doesn't much matter who goes. It turns out to be Kathy. Ho hum. Hey, I guess people get eliminated after all.

Overall Grade: B-

2 comments:

Crazy Girl City said...

Can not stand Jade!

Limecrete said...

Agreed!